I'm dieting because I've turned into a bit of a heifer.
My plan is simple. Eat healthy. Do exercise. I plan to eat more fruit, less junk. I'm going to do exercise, such as riding my bike, my exercise bike, and utilising my Wii and PS3.
I can't do this on my own - I seriously lack motivation. So please, post comments, keep me going, keep me motivated, and let's see if I can shed this weight.
I am The Dieting Man!
I love optical illusions. So I thought I'd post here 10 of my faves. Why just 10? Because any more, and you'd end up with a serious headache!
Check these out:
I think that this is my top fave. I love the fact that it is a full colour picture, and it totally messes with my mind. You think you've got it worked out - but then, nope, you haven't. It's impossible. This one is great too - would you believe that it is just straight lines? If you don't believe me, print it out and check it with a ruler! This one is just plain scary. Yup, you're going crazy! I had this one as a desktop wallpaper for a while, before I got admitted into the phsychiatric ward - click on it to see it in its full sized glory... Do what it says - count the black dots... This one is freaky too. See those blue squares in the middle? Well, they are straight - but they look like they're wobbling all over the place! Two images. Same size. Trust me. Now, these next three I believe have been Photoshopped - but that doesn't stop them being cool, and if I saw one of these on the road, it would probably freak me out...
I thought I'd share with you these fantastic bumper stickers. They're bright, funky fresh and fun - and will look cool on your car!
There's fifteen different designs, and each design is available in five fresh colours: Yellow, Red, Blue, Black and White.
Check them out:
Design 1: Save The Whales. Collect the Whole Set Design 2: Out Of My Mind. Back In Five Minutes Design 3: On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers Design 4: My Wife Keeps Complaining I Never Listen To Her... Or Something Like That Design 5: Inland Revenue: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got Design 6: If You Can Read This I Can Hit My Brakes and Sue You Design 7: I Said 'No' to Drugs, But They Just Wouldn't Listen Design 8: I Love Cats - They Taste Just Like Chicken Design 9: Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet Design 10: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest Design 11: Hang Up and Drive Design 12: Honk If You're A Babe Design 13: Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse? Design 14: Ask Me About Microwaving Cats for Fun and Profit!
Design 15: All Men Are Idiots, But I Married Their King
These are great fun, and they make great gifts. So buy a few, slap them on your car, slap them on your friends car, or even slap them on a strangers car!