Speeding: Evading The Cops

Stay alert!!!! Speeding requires concentration if you don't want to get caught.

Keep your eyes peeled for police cars, as well as unmarked vehicles - look for video units, twin rear view mirrors.

Slow down in areas where you can't see what's on the hard shoulders.

Don't pass other drivers at high speeds. They could be an off-duty copper.

Slow down when approaching other cars, and pass them at a steady pace. Watch in your rear-view mirror, cars you pass should be receding. If they began to pick up pace, slow down.

If there are other cars going by at higher speeds, take advantage of it! Get in behind them with plenty of distance between you and follow for a while at a slightly slower speed. Blend back into the traffic after a period and wait for another to come along.

Don't keep up a sustained high speed. This is self-explanatory. The longer you go at a very high speed, the more likely you are to be caught.

Drive a nondescript vehicle. Police are only human! They're more likely to go for that shiny yellow Porsche then a dirty grey Volvo. Avoid sporty cars with bright colours. But remember - everybody hates boy racers.

DISCLAIMER: The Dieting Man Does Not Condone Speeding.

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